FB Status In hindi 2019 Status for FB in hindi

Height of Nonsense:
A girl gv a pendrive 2 a boy &
said "isme
facebook daal k dena"
Boy gave her a shitty look &
then girl said:
"kya hua 2GB me nai ayega kya?"
ronaaa aa gyaaaa

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Santa ki wife mar gayi.
Banta- tuje kuch chahiye?
Santa-jaldi Laptop le aa
Bnta- Kyo?
Santa- facebook pe status change krke single krna hai.

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 Facebook, if you want to know Everyone;
Twitter, if you want to know Everything.

 

 Facebook ek Mandir hai
Page ek Murti hai Status prasad hai
status Update karne wala Pujari hai
status padhne wala bhagthai
status padhke"LIKE" na kare....
Wo mandir k baharbaitha BIKHARI Hai

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 FACEBOOK ki sabse GHATIYA
cheez.
1Yar maine status update
kiya hai, Like kar de or Mast sa
comment bhi.
(2)Yar teri Id ka passwrd kya hai, ek din
ke liye use karne de.
(3)Logo ke status chura kar
apni id par share karna.
(4)Maine apni Profile pic change ki hai,
Meri Pic Like kar de, Mai teri kar dunga.
(5)Oye Tag pic par jaldi se Comment or
Like kar.
6*Yar wo ladki kon hai jo bade comment
mar rahi hai, or Agle hi din use Frnd
request send
Nd the best
7*Add me add me add me....

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 ye facebook ki duniya bhi ajib hain....
jisko jante nhi the aaj wo dil k karib hain....
Chahe kuch bhi ye jaman
Par ab ye faceboook hi humara Nashib hain....

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 Somebody Just Threw A
Chappal At Me.
I Was Going To Call The Press
And The Police,
But
-It Was My Mom Asking Me
To Get Off Facebook. . . »

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Wat is Facebook... ??
Its when a boy posts a joke He gets No Response...:((
& When a Girl Posts the Same
Joke,
She gets
(60 likes),
(35 frnd requests),
(20 Private Msg) &
(80 Comments on how Sweet
She is and how Funny the Joke
was....:))

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 Unblock Ur Facebook Friend Request 100% working:
1. Go to facebook account & check that how many days ur friend request still blocked.
2. Then go to Date & time on ur computer & increase the date.
Example: If ur friend request block for 30 days, then increase the date to 1 month.

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 Top 12 peoples who
changed internet forever::
1•Sir Tim Berners Lee – World
Wide Web
2•Vint Cerf And Bob Kahn –
TCP/IP
3•Larry Page and Sergey Brin –
Google Inc
4•David Filo and Jerry Yang –
Yahoo! Inc.
5•Bill Gates – Microsoft
6•Steven Paul Jobs – Apple Inc.
7•Mark Zuckerberg – Facebook
8•Chad Hurley and Steve Chen –
YouTube
9• Linus Torvalds – Linux
10• Jack Dorsey – Twitter
11• Kevin Rose – Digg
12• Bram Cohen – Bit Torrent

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 Facebook In Singham Style:
Ayyee.
Apne Profile Ka Solid Akad
Hai Na Tere Ko!!
Tere Is Wallpost Ka
Postmartam Kar Sakta Hu
Abhi Ke Abhi
Tere Is Profile Ko Deactivate
Kar Sakta Hu Main Abhi Ke AbhiTere Is Profile Ka Aisa
Interior Decoration Karunga
Ki Profile Kam Blank Page
Jyada Lagega Abhi Ke Abhi
Ye Page Mera Hai Aur Main
Is Page Ka Jaykant Shikde!
Maajhi Satakli Re!! ;)

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 agar facebook users films banate
to unke name kaise hote
Jab We Chat
Namaste facebook
Hum aapke hai mutual friend
Hum like kar chuke sanam
Maine comment q kiya
Mughse chating karogi

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 Coming Soon Movies:
‘Likes’ na milenge dubara.
Kabhi facebook Kabhi twitter…
Hum Block ho Chuke Sanam…
Facebook ne bana di jodi…
Jab Poke kiya to darna kya…
Mere brother ki Id….
Inbox aaj kal…
3 wallposts
Ajab photos ki gajab tagging
No One blockd Jessica… = P = D

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 here are 2 types of
human beings found on
Facebook.
One who gets enormous
amount of likes and
comments on their posts…
&
&
&
&
The others are Boys __

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 Facebook is now like home,
if you don’t come back in 24 hours
it means you are either lost, dead, sick or hadan accident

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 Best breakup :
Girl:I hate u get lost, I Don't wanna talk to you,This relationship is over-
Boy:what happnd??
I didn't look up with any girl, I love only you..!
Girl:Shut up, i don't wanna be with you, you didn't 'Like' my status on facebook ..!

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 मत बहाना सस्ते आंसू, FACEBOOK
की दीवालों पर..
फिर भड़केगी ज्वाला शायद,
मुर्दों की मशालों पर..!!!
वतन की वेदी पे जिसने, बेटाअपना खोया है..
तुमको क्या फरक पड़ेगा, फिरआज
तिरंगा रोया है..!!!
Macdonlds में तुम बर्गर खाते, तुमने कब कुछ
खोया है..
शहीद हुआ वो लाल था मेरा, फिर आज
तिरंगा रोया है..!!!
XXX पे तुम कसक मिटाते..तुमने कब
क्या खोया है..
नंगे-जिस्मो में क्या पता पड़ेगा, क्यूँ आज
तिरंगा रोया है
PA1

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 Beggar : mam 1rs pls
Mam : i have seen u somewhere
Beggar : ya mam we are friends on FACEBOOK

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Arz Kiya Hai....
.Bigdi Hui #Zindagi Ki Bas Itni Si Kahaani Hai....
Wah... Wah...
Bigdi Hui #Zindagi Ki Bas Itni Si Kahaani Hai....
.Wah... Wah...
20% To Hum Bachpan Se #Kamine The....
80% #Facebook / #BBM / #WhatsApp Ki Meharbani hai :P :D

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 You know the meaning of facebook?
F=fact
A=A
C=Canteen which is
E=Exclamation and
B=bad
O=of
O=one
K=kind
Book mean (one kind of bad work)
Face mean (fact a canteen which is exclamation)

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facebook बंद हो जायेगा... पेज delete
हो जायेगा,
मेरा नाम ही मेरी पहचान है... गर याद
रहे...

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Whatsapp + wechat + facebook + BBM + line + hike + viber + twitteR + . . . Now we need a car's battery to run our mobile :D

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Daily need of 2011 children :
Food-.......... ?. ??? 5%
Water-......... ? 2%
Sleep-.......... ??? 3%
Facebook-..... ???????? 90%

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Orkut pe ladki patayi
Facebook pe baat chalayi
Twiter pe mom dad se milayi
Yahoo pe divorce ho gaya
Chalo isi bahane computer course to ho gya.

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Girl: Why my name is always on your Facebook status in every 2 minutes?
Boy: Facebook keeps asking me what's on my mind ?
And honestly, it's always you...

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Boy:
Will You Marry Me?
Girl:
Yes!
(Boy Starts Running)
Girl:
Hey Where Are You Going?
Boy:
I'm Going To Update
My Relationship Status On Facebook

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Facebook Paper
Q1 . Define Add As Friend ?
Q2 . What Does Status Means ?
Q3 . What Do U Mean By Poke ?
Q4 . Give Two Reasons For Liking The Girls Comments ?
Q5 . What Is Pic Tag ?
Q6 . What Is Inbox Msg ?
Q7 . Give Details Of Info ?
Q8 . Draw A Profile Pic ?
Q9 . What Is Page ? And Why We Prmote It . Givereasons ?
Q10 . Define Comments On Post ?

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Paste blank Status on Facebook

For single line Blank Status
Copy below codes into your status
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Dont write space where ihave writen space rather press spacebar.
For MultiLine Blank Status :
Paste as shown below inyour staus.
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I Failed My Driver's Test
The Guy Asked Me, What Do You Do At A Red Light?
I Said, I Usually Respond To Texts, Check My Emails And Facebook!

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Girl status in fb
(Hi)= 56 like + 520 coment
!
Nd boy status in fb
(Hi frds hw r u )== 2 Like + 1 coment

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Boy asked god:-
Why she loves rose which dies in a day.
But Dosen't love me who dies for her every day ?
God replyd:- Mast hai ! Facebook pe dal de.

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Modern Definition 0f
" Best Friend "
A Person Who Has Most
Numbers 0f
'Likes' n 'Comments'
0n Your Posts 0n
" F a c e b o o k " ..

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Want 2 make money thru FACEBOOK?
Go to Account >Account Setting >
Deactivate your account
&
Go to work...
Heart

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Girl's status on FB:
"I m sad:("
(172 comments)
Boy's status:
"I m goin to commit sucide :-"(
(2 likes, n 1 comment:
Dekh le yar, ho skay to na kr!)

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Fighting Styles :
1980's:
Meet me at the ground and i'll show u !!
1990's:
Dare to come at my place..
Then u'll know who i am !!
2000's:
Phone pe sher mat ban
Saamne aa to dekhta hoon !!
2012's:
Tu facebook pe mil saale...!
Teri wall pe aise comment maarunga
K account hi delete kar dega..

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Boy:
Will You Marry Me?
Girl:
Yes!
(Boy Starts Running)
Girl:
Hey Where Are You Going?
Boy:
I'm Going To Update
My Relationship Status On Facebook 

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Boy To Moon :
Why My Girlfriend Loves A Rose
Which Dies In A Day & Doesn't Luv Me
When I Die For Her Everyday?
Moon 2 Boy:
Nice One Dude,
Post It On FACEBOOK.

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Status Uploaded On Fb
By A Heart Broken Boy :(
Dabby Me Dabba , Dabby Me Cake..
Ek Or Add Hui Woh Bhi Fake.

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"FACEBOOK Ki Yadain.."
Woh Apne Status Ko Khud Hi LIKE Krna,
Woh Apni D.P Ko Khud Hi NICE Kehna,
Woh Apne LINK KO Khud Hi AWESOME Kehna,
Woh Raat Bhar CHAT Pe Baatain,
Woh Lover Of The Day Mai Jan Booj K Selection Karna.
Ab Na Wo Din Rahay Na Raatain,
Kuch Raha To Bas Aankhon Mai Apni PROFILE Or,
Chat Ki Yadain.
Please Comment

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I Failed My Driver's Test
The Guy Asked Me,
What Do You Do At A Red Light?
I Said,
I Usually Respond To Texts,
Check My Emails And Facebook

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Facebook Keeps Suggesting Me:
FRIENDS YOU MAY KNOW
But When I Try Adding Someone,
It Says,
Do YOU KNOW HIM?
Isn't It Height Of Non-Sense!

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Life Is Much Like Facebook.
People Will Like Your Problems
& Comment But No One's Gonna Solve Them.
Because Everybody Seems So Busy
In Updating Their Own!

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Facebook Should Have Options
WHO CARES Along With LIKE.
It Should Also
Add SLAP, PUNCH, KICK Along With POKE.

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Boy To Moon :
Why My Girlfriend Loves A Rose
Which Dies In A Day & Doesn't Luv Me
When I Die For Her Everyday?
Moon 2 Boy:
Nice One Dude,
Post It On FACEBOOK

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Faqeer:
Baji Bhuka Hun Allah K Naam Par Khana De Do
Baji:
Khana Abi Ni Pka
Faqeer:
Baji Facebook Pe Baba Niaz K Naam Se Hun,
Pakk Jaye To Wall Pe Update Kr Dena.

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Boy:
Will You Marry Me?
Girl:
Yes!
(Boy Starts Running…)
Girl:
Hey Where Are You Going?
Boy:
I'm Going To Update
My Relationship Status On Facebook

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A Man Joind FACEBOOK
His Son Wrote On
His Wall
"W T F Dad"
Man Rplied:
Wht8 D Hell,
U’ve No Respect 4 Me ?
Kid Rplied:
Dad Chill It Means
"Welcome To Facebook"

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Being 'Single' on FaceBook is not a status.
It is a word that describes a person who
is strong enough to live and enjoy life
without depending on others.

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Camera man studio me chote bache se:
Meri taraf dekho beta
is camera se kabutr niklega
Bacha:Focus adjst krle
gawaro wali bate na kar photo Facebook par lgani hai.

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"MODERN DHAMKI"
Tcher: Beta Tumhre Test Ka
Result Aa Gaya Hai,
Kal Apne Parents Ko School
Leker Aa Rahe Ho ya FB Pe
Tag Kr K Sb Ko Dikha Du?

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Modern wedding ceremony/Future Marriage Ceremony-
Pujari: do u both agree to change your facebook status to married?
Couple: yes, we do
Pujari: vivah sammpan